The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: "For changing the light bulb or for darkness."
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
i'm for darkness myself....
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
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see the lightbulb is actually a lot like the One ring... or no... the Liberals are a lot like the Ministry of Magic in The Order of the Phoenix... and bush.. bush is Harry Potter which would make Condolezza Hermoine and Cheney Ron (that parts not really important). See Bush knows the terrorists are out there and trying to destroy the western world a lot like Harry knew Voldemort was going to destroy the Wizarding World. But the liberals want to go on and pretend that Voldermort isn't back. You see the War in Iraq is a lot like Watership Down, and I totally don't sound like a crazy person for comparing Bush's current foreign policy to children's books.
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