Tuesday, October 31, 2006

motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane

ok, now there have been many pop culture references to 'snakes on a plane' or whatever that movie about the snakes on the plane was called. lorelai on gilmore girls couldn't believe that the plot was summed up so well in the title. she felt they just gave it all away. honestly, it sounds like a terrible movie. i mean, gimme a break. 2 hours of snakes on a plane? no thank you.
last night was the season 2 finale of 'weeds'. the highlight was shane (mary louise parker's fictional son) giving his elementary school graduation speech. here's how it went:

"
greetings agrestic elementary school, class of 2006. hello teachers, parents, step-parents, siblings, boyfriends and girlfriends of parents, assorted relatives, friends of your mom and dad's you call aunt and uncle who really aren't, and principal dodge. as I stand before you today, on the brink of junior high, here is what I have to say: you have failed us all! everything is not ok! we have become alienated, desensitized, angry, and frightened. we picture agrestic as an airplane. a grand, soaring jet carrying us through the sky. i think you all need to understand: there are motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane."
he was promptly interrupted by the principal. you have to watch the clip, even if you don't watch 'weeds', because it's just so good:

shane's graduation speech

click on the video clip 'let him speak'.

1 comment:

Tim said...

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BOGUS!