recommendation letter

JP wants to apply for a summer program, but needs letters of recommendation by Thursday. I wrote one for him below. Feel free to write your own in the comments.

Dear So-and-So,

JP is wonderful and you're lucky he's applying to your program.

You better pick him or you're making a big mistake, maybe the biggest of your life.

How do you feel about that, huh?

Sincerely,

Not his wife,

Freya