A little advice

While impaired in any way, be it drunk, stoned, hopped up on cold medicine or Ambien, or lacking sleep, it is not a good idea to attempt to entirely empty your really gross, really heavy litterbox. What will happen is that you will spill that awful clumpy-wet litter all over the carpet, along with a decent pile of the dry stuff. And your husband will spend several moments simply staring at you as you struggle and yell "Goddammit" over and over. And when you ask why this has never happened before, he will point out that you are impaired. Hopefully, you'll laugh after that and he'll go get you the vacuum cleaner.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
-Erica Jong